unshaped:

when you kill somebody and then go outside to smoke a cigarette

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pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup, via sheezzus)

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."
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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

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(Source: thirddeadlysin, via lupinsgrandpants)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via nozu)